I’m taking some time today to remember why this is my favorite instrument of all time.
I’m going to start going to the gym on Wednesdays and Fridays, because these are the days I don’t have to get up for class and can thus go to the gym and THEN shower. My mom lost 9 pounds going on this nasty cabbage soup diet and walking on the treadmill in our basement, and I’m maaaaaaad jealous.
Dear Bra Companies,
I don’t mind you calling bras in my size “Curvy Fit” or “Full-Figure”, because I have lots of curves and I am full-figured, and I embrace both of these things. EMBRACE being the keyword there. EMBRACE. Synonyms: love, cherish, accept, welcome, approve. This may be hard for you to understand, I guess, but I like my body. So I want to ask you to change the marketing strategy for the bras you sell in my size. Just because I’m a D cup does not mean I want my bra to MINIMIZE my boobs by up to 1.5 inches. It doesn’t mean they’re sagging and I need my bra to DEFY GRAVITY. If you must know, the girls are quite perky all on their own; all they’re looking for is support that’s comfortable enough to get me through the day. I must applaud you for accomplishing that, but still, you disappoint me >.<
Think about it,
Maya and the girls