Today, in IUDs are weird.

Me, at work: *stomach area feels kind of weird *

Me: *goes to bathroom *

Me: *wipes *

Me: *sees blood on tissue *

Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! AM I DYING?! *repeats emotions of first period in 4th grade *

Me: …Wait a minute. This is normal. This is a normal thing that happened to me monthly for upwards of 15 years. This stomachache is probably cramps.

Me: *digs around in desk until she finds a pad *

Me: *takes extra strength Tylenol *

Me, at home: *feels unbearably tired, passes out waiting for chicken to defrost to cook dinner *

Me: *reallllllllllllllllllllllllllly fucking hopes this isn’t gonna become a thing again *

GO HOME, MENSTRUAL CYCLE. NOBODY MISSED YOU.

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About alaiyo0685

I'm a kind of quirky, pretty stubborn, way too opinionated, twenty-something, intellectual, introspective, queer, Black, female, in a polyamorous relationship, and this is where I try to figure out my life.

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